Today I am pissed off about Tiger Woods. Yes, I know, he’s all over the news all the time, but I still have to ask why Mr Sqeaky-Clean-Money-Bags couldn’t just keep it in his pants…especially when his wife looks like this:

It’s depressing, that’s what it is, and even if Elin didn’t smash his car with a golf club, I sure would have (while aiming for his head).